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I forgot to mention exactly HOW I sprained my leg.

I really should take this story to my grave, because in the grand scheme which is my life, this is a story that should never be told.

Is it THAT exciting? Is it something REALLY bad? Did I do something stupid cool?

Well stupid is right, only I... Only me, MainMor could injure himself in such a lame stupid way.

I had a bizarre board game accident.

Yes... board game as in role some dice and move the pieces on the board. The kind of game that could only get less stressed on the body if it was played by two sloths.

Smiling Sloth

However... in the course of playing this game I sprained my leg.

We were playing Heroscape and I tried to demonstrate what my ninjas were going to do to my son's elven legion and I thought, no I knew I could do what I did... cause well I saw it in a Cartoon at one time and yes it was a cartoon involving a roadrunner, a coyote and a box of ACME products... wow, you must be psychic.

I executed the spinning kick and it was beautiful in a mentally challenged ballerina hopped up on cheesing kind of a way. Pieces rained down for about 5 minutes and suddenly there was crying... from me. My son, bless him, laughed his ass off.

MainMor was on his back clutching at his leg.

So, now that you know my lameness is now complete, I need help coming up with a better story.

When people ask me what I did, what should I tell them?