23 posts tagged “kids”
In regards to my Open Letter to Nintendo and my furious attitude over Nintendo for hardware shortages, my son says...
"Maybe Hillary Took Them All"
lol now that is funny...
Edit: The Wife Said I Messed Up the Quote
A certain someone... not naming any names... stands about 3 feet tall got to my phone and left me some pictures. I guess I should post them all...
She had to go to the doctor last week... and she was thrilled to go. Seriously...very happy. You don't believe me do you?
Yeah looking at this picture I can understand why.
I need a Nintendo Wii for the kids for Christmas.
As of Friday I will have the funds for one. Now I need to get my hands on one.
I need you... mah friends, local to Tennessee specifically... to help me find one.
Please keep in mind, if our mission is a failure. It is ok, the kids have not mentioned it and I have not said anything about it. I am trying to keep it on the Down Low in the event that it is mission failure getting one by Christmas.
So if you can help... please send me an email and I will send you my phone number. This way if you see one, you can call me to make sure that I do not already have one.
The wife has been spending plenty of time with her sister lately. She has also been spending time with her Half Brothers, whom are both under 19 years old. So... teenagers.
She did not really know her half brothers very well, so she has been getting to know them.
Of course when one of them met me, he had a mohawk and half expected me to sneer at him. Instead I told him I loved it, thought it looked great and he gave me a jaw dropping look that said "WTF?!? How can I get adults to hate me with my teenage angst when the adults actually like me this way?"
Welp, my kids have gotten along splendidly with their Uncles and one of the kids... my dear adorable littlest girl has learned a new song from Uncle Thomas...
Let's see... the wife sent me a copy, ahhh here it is...
Yankee Doodle went to town
Riding in a rocket
Stuck his finger in his butt
And called it Hersey's chocolate.
Ahhh yes.. I hope she breaks out in this song in Church to really give it that "Ooomph".
Back in June, I wrote a post called Saoirse - Destroyer of Worlds. In the post I introduced you all to my youngest girl and her interest in scary movies.
Well, we went trick or treating last night.
*walking along and the sound of a haunted house tape is playing across the street. Suddenly a woman screams on the tape, really loud*
Saoirse: oooh, is she being murdered over there? (She said this with great concern)
Officials at an elementary school south of Boston have banned kids from playing tag, touch football and any other unsupervised chase game during recess for fear they'll get hurt and hold the school liable.
Maybe they should sedate the kids and make them all wear crash helmets?
Better take away those pencils and pens, they might stab themselves in the eye and then land a foot in the trash can and while they stumble for help they will probably run into a book shelf and let it fall on them, throwing them backwards out a 3rd story window and landing on poor Billy who was playing with some crayons and then they better take away those crayons since when the first kid landed on him that crayon went right into his eye. This of course upset little Mindy Sue who was playing jump rope and saw the entire event, she was so distraught that she missed a step while jumping and landed flat on her face busting open her nose and as she fell she accidently let go of one side of the jump rope and it whipped around catching Susan around the throat and choking her til she fell into a coma, so they better take the jump rope away.
Kids get hurt, in fact kids should get hurt. It is part of growing up in the real world.
I swear... my kids are going to have an entire generation of wimps to deal with and the last kind of boy in the world I ever want my daughters with is a cry baby, mamas' boy with no back bone, a little twerp that jumps when the phone rings.
Sure I want them to be a gentleman, but I also want them to be able to stand up when it counts.
Heard from my youngest girl while getting ready for work.
"I need reading glasses"
huh?
"Why do you need reading glasses?"
"Cause I can't read books or bottles"
"Dear... you don't need glasses for that... you just need to learn how to read..."
My 2 year old has a busted up foot... got a nice cast on his leg.
It happened yesterday...
Yes...
On Friday the 13th.
Now, I ain't superstitious, but come on, did that HAVE to be stereotypical?
Found this today through a link on Netscape... I lost the blasted Netscape link, but here is where it was going
UPDATE: Sorry, I normally tell everyone what this is leading to, I have forgotten and I apologize. Blind links suck. This will take you to a page with images of children's letter to God. Very funny stuff.
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