Celebrities and Mr Hedgehog

No, this ain't a Ron Jeremy post...

Soooo... Britney Spears and K-Fed's marriage is ending. She texted him that she is divorcing him and filed. Of course in my mind, texting anyone that you intend to divorce them makes you out to be a pansy ass.

So K-Fed is looking to sell the honeymoon sex tapes which... yeah... just further proves what a piece of shit he is as a human.

I don't listen to Britney nor this K-Fed, but it is a lot like watching Jerry Springer. You don't watch it because it is good TV, but you watch it and suddenly my day is not as bad as it was before. Sure a lot of it is staged, but Springer for some reason really gives me a morale boost after watching it. Britney and this K-Fed debacle is a lot like the articles of Elton John and George Michael making up. It is dumb as crap and very funny at the same time. Who gives a crap? Well... I must since I am talking about it.... AGAIN.

Potty Mouth and myself used to watch Springer every day during our lunches... until the company started hiring lots of new people and our sacred hidden lunch place was no longer hidden and they wanted to watch Soaps or old episodes of Law and Order.

EJHC

Ok, what was I saying? Oh yeah, that K-Fed is a waste of human flesh. I don't care who you are, you don't deserve to have your sex tape published to the world....of course, being a big time star like Britney or Kidd Rock, Pamela Anderson, Tommy Lee, Paris Hilton or that guy from Creed (Even Jesus Hates Creed)... you should NOT make a sex tape. This just shouts bad idea as we have seen Time and Time And Time ... oh and Time again.

But I guess big time stars come from another plane of reality. A land of snowflakes and moonbeams and whiskers on kittens...

Noooooo peeking!

Of rainbows, forget-me-nots... of misty meadows and sun-dappled pools. Oh, look! There's Mr Hedgehog. I wonder where he's going? Perhaps to HARLEM!

WHAM!!!

Ok, 100 Imaginary Cookies to whomever got that last part...

Anyways, I guess it is always better to have a sex tape exposed than to bounce off furniture like Tigger. I mean, how exactly are their careers ruined, yet you have Coo-Coo for Coco Puffs Tom Cruise... who is on the movie radar under "Who gives a F&!K?"

Ok, I am done...